Getting my own back

Ummmm, seriously?! ANOTHER new baby? I am not impressed. I now am not allowed upstairs (!), get far less cuddles (apparently I smell) and get told off by Tabitha. So today I took my revenge, and ate an entire tub of Sudacrem.  Apparently that’s nappy cream but to me it was just ‘cream’. Yum, yum, yum. I would have eaten the actual tub too but it was a bit tough.